Not losers, nor the toppers confident- by Villain Examfear

Greetings, readers! As my pre-mid term exams are starting from tomorrow, here’s a parody of William Shakespeare’s  55th sonnet, ‘Not marble, nor the Gilded Monuments‘. Enjoy!

Not losers, nor the toppers confident

Giving this exam, shall have an easy time,

And my red crosses shall shine brighter in these documents

Than answer books, besmeared with inky grime.

 

When tricky questions shall minds overturn

And marks root out the work of studentry,

Nor Einstein his brain nor Athena’s quick wit shall learn

The actual answers of this questionarry.

 

‘Gainst wrong and oblivious to the correct answer key

Shall my pen pace forth, your marks will not find room

Even in the eyes of CBSE*

That wears the students out to the ending doom.

 

So, till the results that term-end shall arise

You’ve got full marks, live in this fake paradise.

* Central Board of Secondary Education, the Board of Education for public and private schools, under the Union Government of India.

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