Hey, guys! I never thought I’d be able to write another 100-worder. But surprise, surprise, I’ve somehow done it. Hope you find it as amusing as the last one.
It all began the day Elsie found a corpse in her bathroom. She was alone at home and horrified. Somehow she finally dialed 911 and told them about it. The deep-voiced officer at the other end asked her address and told her not to touch anything around the body. “You can be damn sure I won’t,” she said and gave him her address. “Okay, Mrs. Redwood, stay calm. We’ll be arriving shortly.”
At the other end of the line, the cyborg, still holding a gun to the cowering officer’s temple, hung up grinning at his droids. “Target confirmed dead, boys.”